4 Salads That Will Make You Feel Like an Elegant Guinea Pig
You’ll feel like the fanciest mammal in your enclosure!
QUIZ: Is He Mysterious and Hot, or Does He Just Not Have an Instagram?
He’s just an accountant who’s too boring to have any type of social media.
Chipotle Worker Who Called You ‘Ma’am’ Still at Large
An official cease-and-desist order has been issued.
QUIZ: Do You Believe in Karma or Are You Just Happy When Bitches Get What’s Coming?
Are you just some basic bitch looking to get even?
Suburban Woman Living in New City Absolutely Disgusted By Pathetic Little Target
“They didn’t even have the standard 14-aisle home decor section.”
Man Pretty Sure He’s the First Guy to Come Up With Growing a Mustache
Max is, to use his words, ‘the first dude to rock the ‘stache.’”
4 Guys You’ll Meet in your Twenties Who All Want to Teach You How to Play Pool
He may not know how to do the dishes, but he knows a lot about pool.
How to Go a Day Without Smoking Weed Even Though It’s Literally Right Next to You
Like, it’s right there.
How to Stay Calm in Stressful Situations When You Can’t Stay Calm in Relaxing Ones
I’m Tired of the Gay Penguins at the Zoo Performing Their Queerness for a Straight Audience
Oh, and of course the only gay birds we get to see at the zoo are the ones that can’t fly.
REPORT: Breakthrough COVID Cases Are Rising But We Get the Sense You Don’t Want to Hear About That
Don’t be mad at us; we didn’t create COVID.