QUIZ: Did You Have a Nice Time With Friends or Did You Say Something Stupid and Now They All Hate You?
Learn to read the room!
REPORT: Your Hairdresser Probably Wishes She Was With Other, Cooler Clients Right Now
Sources report that you are wishing you just went to the Supercuts.
Gentleman Alert! Coworker Would Say You Look Nice But ‘Apparently That’s Not Allowed Anymore’
Way to demonstrate your commitment to keeping your workplace safe and comfortable, Bart!
How to Write a Cover Letter Without Sounding Like a Pathetic Sniveling Little Suck-up
Describe your physical features in excessive, complimentary detail.
Why I Support Higher Taxes on Corporations That Don’t Send Me Free Stuff
Where is the justice?
How to Argue for Permanent Work-from-Home Without Mentioning Masturbation
Remember: the first step toward taking care of yourself is taking care of yourself.
Trans Woman Would Actually Rather Be Safe Than Brave
“My ideal situation is to be sort of not scared or imperiled. The opposite, even.”
Help! I Don’t Want Kids But I Still Want to Eat My Own Placenta
You know what I mean? You don’t? Hmmm. Okay.
How to Treat Everyone as Your Equal Even Though You Have a Mask Chain
Some people’s masks wear them, and that’s heartbreaking but true.
Capitalism-Loving Dad Doesn’t Get Why Things Aren’t Built to Last Anymore
“I can take my business elsewhere.”
How to Get as Wet as Tupperware at the End of a Dishwasher Cycle
Almost wetter than something completely submerged in water…wetter than anything should be.
I LIVED IT: The Toilet Water Splashed on My Vagina
I guess the other lesson would be to get some wet wipes.
Study Finds No One Can Do a Pushup, Actually
“We were all sort of relieved that at least we weren’t the only ones who can’t pull this off.”