I Asked Someone to Watch My Stuff, And When I Came Out of the Bathroom, The Whole Coffee Shop Was Applauding My Jacket
Here it was – the high I’ve been chasing my whole life.
Why I’m Refusing To Apologize For Eating The Plums That Were In The Icebox
This is just as much the icebox’s fault as it is mine.
Stoned Woman Doing Menial Task Experiences First Taste of Inner Peace in Months
Hey, whatever works!
5 Times My Tall Husband Joseph Insisted On Cooking Beef
Throughout the journey of learning how to live in true partnership, you will inevitably face unexpected demons and obstacles, but...
QUIZ: Are You a Mary Anne, Claudia, or a 35-Year-Old Woman?
One might’ve hoped you’d realize a quiz about babysitters characters isn’t for you, but here we are.
Material Success Doesn’t Bring Happiness. Here’s Why I’m Still Willing to Give it a Shot
Mattel Announces New Barbies Will Have Razor Burn on Their Bikini Line
“The 2020 Barbie needs to have some really grisly, inflamed razor burn around her crotch.”
Tired of Homeschooling? Betsy DeVos Suggests Letting Your Kid Die
“Fingers-crossed, hope your kids die.”
Move Over, ‘Cottagecore’: Here’s Why I Fantasize About Living In An Old Mine Shaft
It’s not fucking steampunk, okay?