Why I Decided to Stop Wearing Bras and Start Wearing Apple Bottom Jeans (Jeans) Boots With the Fur (With the Fur)
This is a choice I’m making for me (me) and nobody else (nobody else).
Take This Quiz and We Will Tell You Anything You Want to Hear…Please We Are So Lonely
Please take this quiz so we can spend some time with you.
This Iconic Cast Just Reunited and Usually We’d be All Over This, But is Now Really the Time?
‘90s babies rejoice!
Mom’s Description of Movie Could Be Any Movie
“Remember? That one with that actor with the hair?”
How To Cope When He’s Gaslighting You And Also He Is Your Mayor
Remember, it’s not about you; it’s about the mayor.
Here’s How These TikTok Witches Hexed the Moon to Make It Fuck The Sun
Regardless, WitchTok made the moon fuck the sun.
4 Nicki Minaj Lyrics to Caption a Picture of You and 7 Other White Friends on a Boat
Bonus points if someone comments an “I am the captain now” joke!
‘Wearing A Mask Destroys Brain Cells,’ Posts High School Friend Who Taught You How to do Whip-Its
“You gotta fight for your right to stay alive.”
QUIZ: Are You Not Made for a 9-5 Office Job or is No One Made for a 9-5 Office Job?
In this sense, you are a little bit like virtually all people.
Zoom Wedding To Include Cha-Cha Slide, Unfortunately
“We paid good money for this DJ and his home Zoom set up,”
QUIZ: What if I Just Lie Down and Close My Eyes for a Moment?
I do a yawn so big I cry a little.