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A large crowd gathered outside your dad’s house early this morning to partake in the tradition.
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REPORT: Athletic Tape Seeming Kind of Dramatic
Sources confirm you made it clear to everyone around you that you also thought the whole thing was overblown.
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Woman Feels Like She Practically Just Did Laundry Three Weeks Ago
“The cycle of constantly having to do laundry every 21-40 days is really breaking me down.”
Thoughts
Why I’m Only Getting Married for the Small Chance That Rihanna Could Perform at My Wedding
I’m not losing hope.
News
‘I Hate Disney Adults,’ Says Money Adult
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Entertainment
Friend With Movie Theater Membership Obsessed With Telling You How Fast It Pays for Itself
“Depending on the theater, the date and time of the screening, and the popularity of the film, it only takes two movies.”