My Roommate Thinks It’s Time for Me to Get Out of the Shower. Here’s Why I Won’t.
Her bodily functions don’t take precedent over my self-overindulgence.
I Don’t Call The Cops On Black People Because I Want Them Dead, I Do It Because I Want Them Scared Of Dying
I only have their best interest at heart here.
Entire Stimulus Check Spent On Beans
Ultimately, $1,200 isn’t a lot money. But it sure is a lot of beans.
I Wear A Mask To Protect All Of Us, And Also Because I Have Adult Acne
I’m doing my part, and it’s the least I can do!
4 Bold Lip Colors That No One Outside Your Apartment Will See Until At Least 2021
They’ll see ’em eventually!
‘What Do You Have To Lose?’ Says Friend Who Hasn’t Considered All the Things You Could Lose
Or maybe she’s right, and you’re a pushover.
How To Get Abs That Look Like A Turtle’s Back
This will bring you closer to appearing to have an exoskeleton.
How am I Supposed to Smile at People While Wearing a Mask When I Never Did This Before?
Why do we need the smiles, anyway?
Woman Has 57 Psychological Theories About Guy Who Just Sucks
“I’m not even sure if I still like him, or if I’m just addicted to trying to solve his personality!”
Woman Increasingly Grateful For Stressful Confusing Sex Dreams
Now more than ever, she maintains an admirably bright outlook on the whole situation.