Here’s What Happens to Your Body After Just One Week of Not Being Such a Little Bitch All The Time
You may even find yourself in a better mood, which will contribute to you not being such a little pissbaby.
Why I Changed My New Year’s Resolution from ‘Be Less Negative’ to ‘Get a Gun’
Like Oprah probably said, there’s always room for personal growth.
First-Born COVID Strain Jealous of Widespread Fear New Variants Are Getting
“No matter what, we should always be scared shitless of what comes next.”
I Don’t Give Hand Jobs, I Give Hand Opportunities
The biggest difference between a hand job and a hand opportunity is your attitude.
Can My Pet Weasel Get Coronavirus? Meet the Woman Making Sure She Can and Does
My arch-nemesis is making sure my pet weasel not only can get covid but absolutely does.
How I Broke the Glass Ceiling by Riding the Willy Wonka Elevator Through It
It’s simply a matter of leaning in and living in a world of pure imagination.
4 Sex Acts That Are Sins to Complete but Impressive to Play in Scrabble
In this way life and Scrabble are different.
Parenting Mistakes That Ruined Your Life Working Out Great for Your Mom’s Dog
While she does spoil Angel sometimes, it’s only because she doesn’t have any grandchildren.
My Love Language Is Holding Up the Swiffer to Show You How Much Dirt and Hair Came Off the Floor
Now that’s my bid for connection.
5 Horse Whisperers Who Refuse to Set Us Up With Their Sexy Bad Boy Horse Clients
What we have with sexy Horse Jess Mariano is real.
How to Date Men When All They Think About is Stealing the Declaration of Independence
Steal the Declaration of Independence with him.
The Moment I Laid Eyes On Your Father, I Was Kind of Sure He Was Probably the One
I think. I’m pretty sure. We’ll see what’s up in a few years.
QUIZ: Do You Share the Same Sense of Humor Or Are You Both High?
We laugh at everything. Queen’s Gambit was hilarious.