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Woman Will Pay Just About Anything For Beverages Containing Trace Amounts of Weed

REPORT: Woman’s Bed For Sleeping On One Side and Leaving Trash On the Other

REPORT: Short Man Compensating With Shitty Personality

Guy at Chipotle Building Your Burrito Like This is a Game to Him

Barbie Claims She Just Gets Along Better with Kens

White Woman’s Favorite Activity is Criticizing White Women

Breaking: Oven Doesn’t Work or Maybe Never Worked? 

STUDY: Buy That Top Because You Ain’t Taking That Money To The Grave With You, Honey

Pet Sitter Just Gonna Use Your House to Smoke Weed

Priest Absolutely SLAYS Homily

BREAKING: This Kohl’s Cash Isn’t Gonna Spend Itself

Woman Apparently Only Buys Shaky Dogs

Kim’s InstaStory of Concert Somehow Longer Than Concert?

Interviewer Wants To Know Why You’re Excited To Work At His Shitty Company

Woman Stays at Target Six Hours Longer Than Initial Estimate

Tammy Commented On Your Long Lunch Like A Trifling Snitch

‘I’m Feeling Good These Days,’ Says Woman Who Clearly Does Not Get NYTimes Notifications

Uh-Oh! Dad Has Added Brother To ‘Shit List’

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