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Senator Says The Only Acceptable Way To Kill A Fetus Is With a Gun

‘I Want to Save Unborn Children,’ Says Senator Who Just Closed Seven Rural Hospitals

‘If You Don’t Want a Baby, Keep Your Legs Closed,’ Says Man Who Jerks Off Five Times a Day

The Gender Spectrum Collection

Woman Who Touched Damp Shower Curtain Still Alive

BREAKING: Mom is Gonna Do a Big Shop

Cat Remains on Bed for All of Sex

Woman Will Pay Just About Anything For Beverages Containing Trace Amounts of Weed

REPORT: Woman’s Bed For Sleeping On One Side and Leaving Trash On the Other

REPORT: Short Man Compensating With Shitty Personality

Guy at Chipotle Building Your Burrito Like This is a Game to Him

Barbie Claims She Just Gets Along Better with Kens

White Woman’s Favorite Activity is Criticizing White Women

Breaking: Oven Doesn’t Work or Maybe Never Worked? 

STUDY: Buy That Top Because You Ain’t Taking That Money To The Grave With You, Honey

Pet Sitter Just Gonna Use Your House to Smoke Weed

Priest Absolutely SLAYS Homily

BREAKING: This Kohl’s Cash Isn’t Gonna Spend Itself

Woman Apparently Only Buys Shaky Dogs

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