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‘How Has 2020 Been So Terrible?’ Asks Woman Living in Oligarchic Police State

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Conservative Pundit Can’t Stop Making Today’s Teens Sound Cool as Hell

Gender Crisis Put on Hold

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Anti-Capitalist Woman Watching a Lot of ‘Selling Sunset’

Mom Who Makes Everything Religious Wishes You Didn’t Make Everything so Political

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Woman Sent Nudes So Tasteful They Won ‘The Great British Baking Show’

Couple Rationing TV Shows to Prepare for Winter

REPORT: Pointing Out Things That Aren’t a Personality is Also Not a Personality

‘Sorry I’m So Out of It,’ Says Woman Who is Literally Always Like This

‘It’d Be Nice to Have a Baby Goose Around,’ Muses Girlfriend, Unprompted

‘Sorry to Put All That On You,’ Says Woman to Therapist

Theatre Conservatory Opens School of Performative Activism

Woman Without Twitter Account Having Pretty Good Day

Dead Woman’s Friends Toss Borrowed Hair Ties on Her Grave

BREAKING: Going Through Car Wash Still Fun as Fuck

Students Wonder How They’re Supposed to Write Apologies on Math Tests if They’re Learning Remotely

Nation’s Teens Roll Out Plan to Teach Younger Cousins to Smoke Weed Virtually This Fall

BREAKING: This Is Kind of a Lot for Me Right Now

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