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‘Shouldn’t Those Kids be at Virtual School?’ Mumbles Woman Who Should be at Virtual Work

Woman Looks at Twitter Drafts to Try and Piece Together What Happened When She Was High

Broken Woman Can’t Even Get Excited About Trump’s COVID

Woman’s ‘It’s Too Hot to Go for a Run’ Excuse Stretches Into Fall

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Terrified Nation Watches Helplessly as On-And-Off Couple Gets Dog

Absolute Moron: This Man Wants to Be an Actor Even Though Ethan Hawke Already Exists

REPORT: It’s Cool When a Song Mentions DMs

Woman Too Worried About Reproductive Rights to Worry About Being Criticized for Drinking Pumpkin Spice Latté

Hypocrite? This So-Called Socialist is Earning Money at Her Job

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BREAKING: Megan Thee Stallion Leads Biden, Trump in Polls

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‘People Shouldn’t Get All Their News from Mainstream Media,’ Says Man Who Gets All of His News from Host of ‘Fear Factor’

Chris Christie in the Rose Garden

White House Throws Best Murder Mystery Party of All Time

Existential Crisis Now Factored Into Morning Routine

Man Working Out in Park Not Even Doing Anything That Hot

CDC Recommends Horny People Quarantining Alone Make Out With Their Own Arms

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Dad Would’ve Totally Kept Trump in Check if He Was Debate Moderator

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Study Reports Biden Interrupted Almost as Much as Average Woman in Meeting

Proud Boy Sick of All These Mixed Messages

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