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‘Why Am I Not Getting These Jobs?’ Asks Woman Who Regularly Posts About Cum on Social Media

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Cold Woman Regrets Removing Arm Hair

Guy Whose Number You Don’t Have Saved Needs You to Know He’s Not Looking For Anything Serious

Immigrant Parents Negotiating With Cashier at Marshalls Again

Grandma’s ‘Funny Stories’ All Unreported Sex Crimes

Woman Utterly Blindsided by Dinnertime

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‘I’d Be Lost Without You, Babe,’ Posts Woman Who Would Actually Be Completely Fine

Ah Fuck: Person You’re Making Small Talk With Now Trying to Make Plans

Color of Pee Slightly Concerning but Also Fascinating

‘I’m Known for My Sense of Humor,’ Says Friend Known for Puking in Cabs

Woman’s Unpopular Opinion Actually Extremely Heinous

REPORT: Remote Work Leads to Drop in Gentle Little Kisses When You Do a Good Job

‘I Just Want Someone to Fight for Me,’ Says Woman Unwilling to Change in Any Way

Smithsonian Zoo Plans Prom in Hopes That Giant Pandas Enter Pact to Lose Virginity

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