Thoughts ARCHIVES

I Made This Jewelry and Yes I Love Hiking

I’m Not Political (Because I Assume I Will Retain All of My Privileges Forever)

I Lived It: My Priest Wore White to My Wedding

My Husband Was Right: It’s Not Cold In Here

I Double-Texted Him and Somehow He Loved Me Through It

How My Diet Gave Me More Energy and Also Made Me Accidentally Hit Sharon With My Car

Here’s What I Learned When My Husband Dressed Me as His Favorite Foods for a Week

An Open Letter to Literally Anyone Who Will Read It

I Love the Smell of Old Books, Which Is Why I Just Ate One

Will Anyone Love Me Once They Find Out I’m a TOTAL Caffeine Addict?

I Caught My Boyfriend Jerking Off to a Kim Kardashian Emoji

I Finally Feel Secure About My Relationship Today

If You Can’t Handle Me at My Worst, You Probably Aren’t Going to Like That I Keyed Your Car

How Learning to Say ‘No’ Completely Changed My Subway Order

Sorry I Can’t Go Out Tonight, I’m Fostering a Succulent

My Feminist Boyfriend Isn’t Working Until The Wage Gap Is Fixed

Ways My Boyfriend Reminds Me of a Chernobyl Super Wolf

I’m Saving the Earth by Recycling My K-Cups to Make Dog Hats

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