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Melania Trump Responds: ‘The Only Thing We Have to Fear is Fear Itself’

How I Moved Past His Affair by Also Fucking Her

I’m Not Like Other Girls, Except That an IKEA Dresser Has Fallen On Me

Women Are Ghostbusters Now, So You Better Fucking Text Me Back

I Have A Bike Basket, So Yeah, I’m Definitely Adorable

Reductress - Crying White Woman

I Have Already Thrown Back All of My Memories

I Fucked Him Just To Get Those Cargo Shorts Off

My Bathroom Stall Door Is Stuck So Now I Have to Live Here

Nobody Is Perfect But Erin Is Close and I Hate Her for That

Why I Stopped Searching for Mr. Right and Found Doug Who Is Fine

I Still Live With My Ex And Also This Wily Raccoon

It’s Important That You Vote With My Conscience This Election

My Boyfriend Is Actually A Pop-Up Ad I Can’t Close

People Know I’m a Fashionista Because My Shirt Says ‘Fashionista’

How Dating An Older Man Helped Me Learn To Check My Voicemail

We Were All Ready To Go And Then Michelle Had to Pee

woman drinking iced coffee

Do You Wanna Split Something, or Are You a Total Cow?

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