How to Signal Trust in Your Relationships by Displaying Asshole

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BREAKING: Sometimes Men Pee in a Trough

With no dividers or anything!

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REPORT: Time to Annoy the Dog

He’s had enough time to rest.

Dude Corner Thoughts

DUDE CORNER: The Day Airlines Ended Their Mask Mandates Was Better Than the Birth of My Son

My wife may birth me more sons, but the end of a mask mandate is once in a lifetime.

Living

What to Do When Your Token Straight Friend Comes Out as Bi

Replace them.

Love and Sex

QUIZ: Is This Sex Position Awesome or Are You Just Not Doing Any of the Work?

How many times have you gotten a cramp so far?

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Huh? Friend Planning Camping Trip Hasn’t Even Mentioned Hallucinogens

The surreal plan has left witnesses confused and even scared.

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: The Ice Hit My Nose

You just never think it’s going to happen to you.

Love and Sex

Siren Vibes? This Woman Flirts by Pretending to Be an Ambulance

Get it, girl! Make sure everyone stops talking while you pass by!

Love and Sex

QUIZ: Is She Actually Hot or Just Inexplicably Sinister?

Is she hot like Rachel from Friends, or hot like Gill from Finding Nemo?

News

Geologists Find Historical Record of Last 3 Million Years in Woman’s Makeup Brushes

There are layers and layers of sediment. The more we dig, the more we find.

Style

Sexy Snap-Crotch Bodysuits That’ll Make You Feel Like You’re Changing Your Own Diaper

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Woman Financially Ruined After Brunch

“No one warns you how fast you can lose everything.”

News

Therapist Should Offer Middle-of-the-Night Appointments if She Really Wants to Hear the Good Shit

They’re missing the really good, twisted, fucked up shit.

News

Woman Who Spent Extra 30 Minutes in Bed Not Fucking Around With Closing Elevator Doors

Sorry, but I value my time.

News

Problematic? Man Using Therapy Language to Get Out of Being Cult’s Ritual Sacrifice

I guess he’d rather throw therapy jargon around than provide restitution for all the sins of mankind?

Living

How to Sneeze Your Way to Orgasm This Spring

Incorporate the kegel.

News

‘I Can’t Wait Until I’m Old And Can Just Say Whatever I Want,’ Says Woman Who Already Does That

“I’m genuinely worried for her future children and grandchildren.”

News

REPORT: Shower Crying Better Than Shower Sex

“Shower sex has been romanticized for so long, but it’s really got nothing on weeping in the shower alone.”

Style

Floral Prints So Loud Men Can’t Interrupt You

These florals will talk over them right back!

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