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Does he know something you don’t? Can he hear your thoughts?

News

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“I never got to hit a high note. Well, mostly because I couldn’t.”

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: My Celebrity Crush Is Dating a White Woman

They aren’t just friends and they are playing in my face!

Living

How to Make the Most of Your Breakup by Writing a Hit Album Called ‘Rumours’

Feel your feelings, and more importantly, feel them on a folksy guitar with some backing vocals by your ex-boyfriend.

News

Uh Oh! Stranger Is Confiding in You for Some Reason

She has no idea that you’ve never kept a secret in your life!

News

Woman Knows the Minutiae of Every Celebrity Drama but Not the Year Her Parents Got Divorced

“Did my parents also happen to get divorced in 2010? Who knows.”

Living

How to Cut Toxic People Out of Your Life Except the Ones Who Are Fun

Set a boundary like, “We should hang out more!”

News

Biden Promises to Prioritize Climate Change as Soon as It Is Too Late

Better to wait until things die down and there isn’t much left to do!

Thoughts

Why I Stopped Faking Orgasms and Started Deepfaking Them

We’ve never been happier!

Living

How to Stop Bringing up the Weather in Conversation Even Though the Tornado Is Literally Right There

You can both hear the wailing tornado sirens — there’s no need to mention it.

Living

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What is more masculine than not putting a coaster under your drink?

News

REPORT: No Amount of Decorative Pillows Will Make You Feel Whole Again

You can buy that fuzzy decorative pillow, but it’s only temporary relief.

Living

How to Stop Saying ‘Jesus Fucking Christ’ Out Loud When Meeting Your Friends’ Ugly Boyfriends

With practice, you can serve all of your friendships better by choosing peace and quiet.

News

Woman Worried Antidepressants Will Ruin Personal Brand of Extremely Concerning Humor

“What if I start taking antidepressants and lose my pizzazz?”

Thoughts

Why I’m Having Kids So I Have Something to Trade if the Devil Ever Wants to Make a Deal

What if I’m approached by the Lord of the Underworld and offered a lucrative “devil’s contract”?

Thoughts

Why I Stopped Trying to Be Grammatically Correct and Decided to Let Sleeping Dogs Lay

I literally don’t even know what there talking about — sorry, their.

News

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“I just have trouble, like, visualizing words and remembering how to spell them and stuff.”

Living

How to Eat Dinner Even Though You Already Watched All Your Shows

Maybe join a workout class and just eat dinner there!

Love and Sex

REPORT: Boyfriend Doesn’t Like It When You Make His Penis ‘Dance Around’ Like a ‘Little Vaudevillian Showman’

The reviews are in: He fucking hated it.

Style

5 Dogs Who Are Better Dressed for the Weather Than You

Even Truffles had the foresight to put on a warm sweater in case of winter winds coming in from the north.

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