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While it is unclear which religion has correctly guessed the shape and form of God, it is extremely clear that everyone has to call their grandparents this weekend.
I guess a girl can’t laugh arm in arm with her friends at the local fair without becoming the poster child for an SSRI!
Now that’s what we call explosive anaerobic exercise!
“I know if I spend a microsecond longer, I’ll take a pair of craft scissors and just go to town on my hair.”
The dentists then burst into laughter and pointed at the reporters, saying, “You guys should see your faces right now.”