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‘My Biological Clock Is Ticking!’ Says Woman Who’s Worried She’s Getting Too Old to Get Into Skateboarding

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: My Sister Is Having a Baby Even Though I’m Clearly Not Ready to Be an Aunt

How could she do this to me?

News

Uh Oh! Person You Hate Showing Evidence of Change

“What the hell? Does he think this is going to change what I think of him?”

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Wore a New Shirt and No One Said ‘Good Shirt’

What am I supposed to do now? Return it?

News

REPORT: Maybe the Waiter Didn’t Write Down Your Order Because It Was Dumb?

Sorry, chicken tender lovers! Stephanie is not going to write that silly shit down.

Thoughts

I LIVED IT: Stan Twitter Didn’t Come to My Defense When My Ex Got a New Girlfriend

It was time for me to move on.

News

Dumbest Fucking Idea Ever? This Woman Sells Seashells by the Seashore

Can you believe the balls on this goddamn idiot?

Thoughts

Why I Let My Boyfriend Cum on My Face Because I Never Won a Kids’ Choice Award

There’s no better feeling than getting unexpectedly blasted with slime.

News

The Gender Spectrum Collection

Itemized Bill for Hospital Visit Includes $600 Charge for ‘Looking at Them the Wrong Way’

“When I called to dispute the charge, they just laughed for, like, a super long time.”

News

Woman Whose Skin Is Finally Perfect Wants to Try New Product to Fuck It Up Again

“Sure, having flawless skin is amazing, but I keep seeing this new moisturizer on TikTok and I really want to give it a try.”

Style

QUIZ: Did Too Many People See Your Outfit Yesterday for You to Wear It Again Today?

Are most of your friends’ long-term memories intact?

News

Mom Worried Tattoos Will Make It Hard for You to Get the Kind of Job You Hate

“Now you’ll never be able to get a job as a financial analyst or personal injury lawyer!”

Living

How to Keep in Touch With Long-Distance Friends Even Though You Don’t With the Short-Distance Ones

You have no excuse for the friend who lives down the street.

News

Woman’s Fear Someone Will Hit on Her at Bar Slowly Turning Into Fear That No One Will Hit on Her at Bar

“My vibe is still ‘Don’t talk to me,’ but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t want to talk to me!”

News

Embarrassing! This Woman Asked Friends to Help Her Move a Body Even Though She’s Over 30

Yikes! At her age? Call a service for that!

Living

How to Avoid Going to Bed Angry by Staying up All Night Stewing in Rage

What a great way to emotionally self-regulate!

Living

QUIZ: Is a New Hemorrhoid Popping Up or Did Ms. Frizzle Crash Into Your Ass Again?

Was the pain accompanied by the muffled sound of screaming children?

Love and Sex

5 Names to Call Him Instead of Acknowledging It Just Wasn’t a Good Fit

This is a perfect opportunity to talk as much shit as possible and put the blame squarely on the other person.

News

‘Sorry Just Saw This!’ Texts Woman Who Has Not Pooped Without Her Phone in 10 Years

“Oops, sorry, just saw this!”

Style

6 Haircuts That Are Gender-Neutral Because It’s Literally Hair What the Fuck Are We Talking About Here

Pick any of these haircuts or literally any other haircut! We have but one life on this Earth!

News

Woman Waits in Anxious Anticipation After Friend Texts ‘Also’

“Whatever she texts next is either going to be super juicy or absolutely devastating.”

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