How to Save Your Relationship by Sitting on His Laptop Like a Cat

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6 Things He Can Say While Spanking You to Prove That You’re Still Equals

It’s essential that he honors your equality inside the bedroom.

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Sex Playlist Only Used When Cleaning Out Fridge

“I guess I’ll just have to enjoy sharing this with my freezer-burned chicken for now.”

I Lived it: Thoughts

I Accidentally Bleached My Asshole the Exact Color of My Sheets and Now My Boyfriend Can’t Find It

My butthole was now as camouflaged as an arctic fox in a blizzard.

Living

Relaxing Scented Bath Bombs for if You Ever Clean Your Tub

Did you know that 60% of people pee in the shower? One of those people could be your roommate.

Living

Honeymoon Destinations with a Fuddruckers So Greg Doesn’t Bitch the Whole Time

You just agreed to spend the rest of your life undermining your needs for his, why not hit the ground running?

Love and Sex

The 5 Types of Guys You’ll Date After I Date Them First

It’s so cute that you’re cycling through my leftovers! Enjoy!

Living

6 Reasons It Sucks to Be A Woman Stuck In This Well

I bet if I were a man, I’d have been lifted out by now.

Love and Sex

Is Your Man Using the Right Dick Soap?

It’ll make him go soft—in a good way.

Thoughts

And Now, I Shall Write a Children’s Book

My story shall entertain young minds while teaching an important lesson about self-esteem.

Thoughts

Parents! PLEASE Stop Posting Your Annoying Sonograms and ‘Missing’ Fliers On Social Media

I’m SO over it!!

Living

5 Tasty Comfort Foods That Will Make You Feel Uncomfortable

Here’s a list of our favorite comfort foods that are tasty, consoling, and unwilling to pass through your body!

Living

Supportive Texts to Send Your Friends When You Want to Feel Better About Yourself

Sending supportive messages will give you the glow of a doing good deed.

News

White Woman at Her ‘Most Authentic’ When Appropriating Other Cultures

“Isn’t Eastern spirituality just magic? No, seriously—it’s magic, right?”

Living

Tupperware Storage Solutions That Let Your Roommate Know You’re in Charge

Assert dominance over your domain by organizing your Tupperware drawer like a boss.

Style

Sexy Shower Shoes for Squelching Past Your Crush in the Hall

Attract your college crush and prevent foot fungus with these fun, noisy shower shoes!

Thoughts

I’ve Killed Almost Every Plant and One Graphic Designer in this Office

I guess I’ve just never been big on plants or people who correct you when you call a typeface a font.

I Lived it: Thoughts

My Mom Fell Into My Thirst Trap

My mom fell into my thirst trap. Head first.

Living

7 Cures For Dry, Chapped Lips Down There

Cold weather can be brutal on your skin, resulting in dry, chapped lips…everywhere.

Love and Sex

10 Things You Never Knew About Birth Control That a Cat in a Dream Told Me

How did we never know this????

Living

5 Snapchat Filters That Will Disguise That You’re Way Too Old To Be On There

Thanks, Snapchat filters!

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