I Lived it: Thoughts
You have a voicemail from her that you haven’t listened to yet out of guilt.
This is just a barbecue!!
All the blobs are friends now and you can poke ’em all day!
She might be joining a militia at the border any day now.
It will probably kill you in another way but no other artificial flavor on this earth will ever taste as good. This is a good way to die.