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Confirmed Idiot Jennifer Thinks ‘The Craft’ Is Just Okay

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Phone Conversation With Mom Just A List Of Things Daughter Ate Today

‘I Don’t Usually Do This,’ Says Woman Stroking Man’s Ego

Friend Who ‘Hates TMI’ Also Eager to Change Her Clothes in Front of You

Woman Announces Completion of Her Ph.D. Thesis With, ‘So I Wrote a Thing…’

Allison Invents New Pasta Sauce That’s Just Wine

Drunk Tiffany Actually Better Driver Than Sober Rachel

Woman Thinking About Getting Tattoo for The Past Ten Years

Woman Interrupted 25 Times When Sharing Thoughts on Presidential Debate

Wow! This Woman Said ‘No Worries!’ So Many Times She Blacked Out

Man Judging Woman For Her Looks Complains She Won’t See Past His

Entry-level Employee Somehow Has Imposter Syndrome

Mom Just Wants You to ‘Sparkle’ Again

Woman Gets Married on Boat So No One Can Leave Early

Black Man Arrested For Resisting Murder

Insensitive Coworker Thinks Astrology Is Some Kind Of Joke Or Something

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