News
Woman in Mood for Home Cooked Meal Made by Somebody Else
“Let me be clear: I’m not in the mood to cook.”
News
Shirt That Can’t Go in the Dryer Not Going in the Washer Then Either
“The problem is not that it’s ‘air dry only,’ per se. The problem is that it’s different.”
Living
How to Come Down from the Inexplicable High of Three People “Ha Ha” Reacting to Your Text
Allow yourself to revisit the text three times – but no more.
Love and Sex
Cute! This Couple’s Anniversary Post Lists All the Times They Should Have Broken Up
“Year three with this piece of shit, or as I call him, Jay-Jay.”
News
‘We Support the Right to Freedom of Expression,’ Says University Official Who’s Trying to Contact the National Guard
“No one should be scared to express themselves on campus,” NYU spokesperson Larry Houston told reporters, while holding his phone to his chest.
News
Woman Who Actually Finished a Book Finally Starting to See What All the Fuss Is About
“It wasn’t about finishing the book so I could say I’d finished it or reading 10 pages a day because I ‘probably should.'”
Living
How to Be an Active Participant in the Conversation Without Bringing Up Your Cats
Refer to your cats as “my friends.”
Thoughts
Why I’m Going on a Silent Retreat After Realizing How Much I Talked at the Hang Last Night
It’s time I check myself, lower my voice, and simply listen for seven straight days, with an optional two-day extension for extra silence.