News
‘Damn, Remember COVID?’ Says Woman Unaware She Has It Right Now
“Life in the times of COVID was so crazy,” Gabby continued, stifling a cough.
I Lived it: Thoughts
I LIVED IT: It Was Too Hot to Install My A/C
When it’s hot out I don’t want to put the A/C in, and when it’s cold out I also don’t want to put the A/C in.
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Dystopian Reality? Macklemore Puts Out Really Good Music
“Holy shit! Macklemore? Macklemore of all people?”
News
Couple Schedules Regular Date Nights to Keep Awkward Small Talk Alive in Their Relationship
“We like to keep the spark alive.”
I Lived it: Thoughts
I LIVED IT: Mean Person From High School Still Hot
But outward beauty is, of course, a sign of merit!
News
Curly-Haired Woman Wearing Hat Basically Has to Get Buried in It Now
“I can’t take the hat off now. It will remain with me for the rest of my life.”
Living
Out of Podcasts? Here’s How to Eavesdrop on Other People’s Conversations
Go forth and listen in!
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‘You’re My Muse,’ Says Man Who Is Going to Steal All Your Ideas and Pass Them Off as His Own
“What? She inspires me! Is that so bad?”