I Lived it: ARCHIVES

I LIVED IT: I Forgot About Scarves This Winter

My Skin is So Thirsty it Fucked My Upstairs Neighbor

I LIVED IT: He Left Me For My Bitmoji

I Lived It: Black Twitter Came for Me

I Almost Died Because I Was Riding My Bike Like a Cute Bitch

Someone Sent Me A Link Without Context And I Had To Figure Out How To React

I Thought I Was Going to Take It To Go But I Decided to Stay

My Best Friend Got Her Life Together Without Consulting Me First

He Ignored Me For My Entire Life Until He Finally Texted ‘Wyd’ On My Deathbed

I Thought of a Better Instagram Caption After Someone Had Already Liked My Post

My Youngest Daughter Stopped Believing in Mariah Carey

I Couldn’t Stop Drunk Dialing my Senator

Someone Noticed My Safety Pin

I Fell In Love With My Therapist, Who Is an Adult Coloring Book

I Got It Twisted

My Mom Ate My Leftover ‘Fuck Me Pasta’ and Now She Won’t Stop Humping the Furniture

My Daughter Is A Lil Freak

I LIVED IT: My Boyfriend Started Wearing Sunglasses on the Back of His Head

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