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News

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I really spent the last couple of hours looking at one-bedroom apartments in Austin.

Thoughts

Why I Stopped Going to Therapy and Started Asking the Piano Man to Sing Us a Song Tonight

Self-discovery is a long and difficult journey.

Style

5 Sexy Panties That Will Fit One Lucky Labia

Here are some spicy looks that leave just one labia to the imagination!

News

Study Finds Fish Actually Fucking Love All the Trash in the Ocean

“Straws, Styrofoam, composite trash islands — this stuff is basically Mardi Gras for fish.”

Living

The Gender Spectrum Collection

How to Weaponize the DSM-5 When Your Ex Comes Up in Casual Conversation

Here’s how you can weaponize mental health terminology to dunk on your fucked-up ex!

Living

Nothing Matters Right Now So What the Hell, Here Are Some Dogs With Human Eyes

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I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Was Harassed for Breastfeeding In Public Even Though I Was STARVING

People can be so cruel to a new mother — especially when I’m feeding myself, and myself only.

News

Complete Mental Breakdown Self-Diagnosed Each Week as ‘Sunday Scaries’

“Them’s the Sunday scaries for ya!”

News

2003 Class Clown Still Makes Women Uncomfortable Enough to Laugh

Hahaha……..

News

Woman’s 23andme Results Confirm Family Legend of Thot Ancestry

“All of our DNA tells a story, mine just happens to be hoeing.”

Living

QUIZ: Is the Pandemic Over or Are We Just Pretending It Is for the Fourth Time Now?

Sure, we’ve tried this before, but it’ll work this time!

News

Rap About Overcoming Enormous Hardship Perfect for Peloton Playlist

The subject matter is way heavier than what you’re doing right now, but it sure keeps you pedaling.

News

Russia Starts War Despite Us All Having a Lot Going on Right Now

“And now we’re going to war? Like, could it literally get any worse?”

News

Woman Too Tired to Check if That Noise Was a Serial Killer

“Just kill me, I guess.”

Living

4 Minimalist Room Designs That Say, ‘This Is Where I Kill People’

Furniture isn’t just functional; it’s personal.

Thoughts

There’s No Way ‘Love Is Blind’ Works—but Should I Apply Just to Make Sure?

It’s called keeping an open mind!

News

Woman Stays Subscribed to Criterion Channel Just In Case She Becomes Entirely Different Person

This week, I’ll finally be in the mood for In the Mood for Love.

Thoughts

My Holistic Approach to Health Means I Only Worry About My Holes

I’m only concerned about my mouth, nose, ears, vagina, urethra, asshole, and sometimes pores.

Living

How to Take a Pottery Class Even Though It’s Just Two Hours of Giving Clay Handjobs

Here’s how to keep your mind off of the sex act you are ultimately performing!

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