Taking a pottery class sounds great in theory, but the reality is that it’s a lot more unintentionally sexual than you might think. So if you’re wanting to improve your sculpting skills without evoking any obviously erotic gestures, then here’s how to take a pottery class even though it’s just two hours of giving clay vigorous handjobs:
Focus on the final product.
Thinking about what you’re supposed to be making instead of the act of giving a handy to some wet clay on a wheel is a great way to keep your mind off of the sex act you are ultimately performing. Instead of thinking about handjobs, think about how beautiful the clay bowl that is definitely not a penis that you’re going to have!
Try to make friends.
Besides giving clayjobs, a pottery class is a great place to make new friends! So instead of focusing on how much working on the wheel reminds you of what you were doing last weekend with your Tinder date, try to talk to your classmates about their lives and interests! Who knows, you might be BFFs by next week! Then maybe you’ll be close enough to acknowledge the fact that everyone here is just giving handies to sticky wet clay.
Avoid sculpting phallic shapes.
This one might be tough, but if you’re struggling to attend your pottery class without thinking about how you’re giving hand jobs to slimy dirt, then just stop sculpting phallic shapes altogether! You’ll most likely be restricted to just making pinch pots the whole time, but at least you won’t have to hold a clay dick! You will, however, be fingering it.
So if you really want to take a pottery class, but you’re a little hesitant about giving clay handjobs for two hours – don’t fret! Just follow these steps and they will get you through this unavoidable reality! Happy throwing!
