I’ve been wanting to have a threesome for years, and when I finally got the opportunity I was thrilled, but unfortunately I didn’t know that I was going to be trapped in a group chat with the other participants for weeks afterward, never knowing when it’s okay to just kind of let it go.
About two weeks ago, I went to my local bar and was approached by two women who started chatting me up. Before I knew it, one of them asked me if I’d like to come to their place. We all got along so well, so how could I refuse? I just wish that they’d told me that both of them have an arsenal of memes to use at their disposal in every group chat, and that for some reason, we would remain friends forever?
That would’ve been a great heads up!
The threesome was amazing – everything I ever wanted it to be. At the end of the night I got all my stuff and said my goodbyes, but one of the women asked me for my phone number to “keep in touch.” I didn’t think much about it then, but oh, my God do I wish I had.
Right when I left, I got a message in a group chat with both of them that said, “That was fun ;) let’s do it again sometime.” I messaged them back saying the same thing, and I thought that would be the end of it, but boy was I wrong.
Now, two weeks later, I get 5-10 messages everyday in our group chat that don’t really have anything to do with any of us. It’s all just links to different articles about veganism, random gifs, neighborhood alerts, and memes they saw that they thought were funny.
God, I wish I just gave them my Instagram or something.
I haven’t written anything in the group chat since the night we all first met, which you’d think would signal to them that I don’t want to be a part of it anymore, but I think it just made them double down even more to try to get me to text something back, even though I’m literally never going to.
And what’s worse is that none of this seems to have anything to do with having another threesome – they’re just deeply committed to the group chat and the group chat alone.
I would normally just leave the group chat, but I met them at my favorite bar, so if I see them again I know it’ll be bad vibes for sure. I have absolutely no idea what to do.
I just think they should have asked before putting me in this position. On the bright side, it’s clear that they’re always on their phones, so I’ve put them down for all my emergency contacts.
