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When it comes to body hair, Louisa Osbourne has always been a “natural” girl – but it wasn’t until this month when part of her body got so wild, it was finally declared a national park.
After growing out her bush for several years, it has finally gotten so big that the government turned it into what they are now calling Osbourne National Park.
“I never expected this,” explains Louisa. “I kinda just stopped shaving awhile back, and now I guess camping permits are now required to be on my fupa?”
Talk about personal growth!
Somewhere around the 2016 election, Louisa stopped any efforts to wax or shave her pubic hair.
“I was just tired,” she says. “I guess we all were.”
Then in 2019, Louisa gave up on even cleaning up her bikini like before wearing a suit in public.
“I figured what’re they gonna do, arrest me?” she says. “I mean who really cares?”
Apparently park goers do, and now they’ll be enjoying all 50k acres of the lush beauty that is now Louisa’s bush. Visitors will be able to enjoy day hikes on over 100 miles of nature trails and even explore the salty marshes of her inner labia.
Conservationists are ecstatic at the move.
“We’re happy whenever a habitat like this is left untouched,” says Melinda Whittle. “But to see it get this national park designation and know that it will remain relatively undisturbed for decades? That’s a win for all of us.”