Email Signoffs to Make You Sound Less Like a Pushover and More Like the God of the Old Testament

Living

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“Just fucking TRY.”

Living

How to Play Your Mom in Scrabble Without Calling Her a Bitch and Meaning It

It might be time to take a step back and reevaluate the way you play.

Thoughts

How I Reject the Consumerism of the Holidays by Spending a Bunch of Money All Year

I am never not spending money.

News

Christmas List Making It Too Obvious You Can’t Afford Basic Necessities

You scrawled, “This month’s rent???” at the very top of your list.

News

Mom Insists You’ll Change Your Mind About Not Wanting to Get Your Asshole Ripped Open During Childbirth

Your mom remains insistent that one day you’ll see the error of your ways.

Living

QUIZ: Do You Hate Christmas in an Anti-Capitalist Way or in a Scrooge Way?

Don’t let the corporate greed of the holidays get you down.

News

Random Act of Kindness? This Man Ended His Podcast

Okay, benevolent king!

News

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The human body isn’t made to do that much work.

Love and Sex

How to Receive a Nude Without Asking If They’ve Gotten That Mole Checked Out

It’s not your problem!

Dude Corner Thoughts

DUDE CORNER: Please Ask Me if I Think a Hot Dog is a Sandwich, I Have a Whole Thing Ready

Buckle up, because I’ve got a whole spiel on it and you’re gonna wanna hear it.

News

Awesome! Friends Laughing at How Ugly You Look in That Picture Again

“I thought this would die out after we discovered the photo of Jamie posing with a dolphin.”

Thoughts

How I Got the Confidence to Be Sick After Just Having Been Sick

It’s not for the faint of heart.

Living

6 Gifts for Every Member of the Family Even Though You Can Afford 3 People, Tops

After all, you barely have enough money to keep yourself alive, let alone buy someone some slippers they’ll never wear.

Living

4 Vegan Holiday Recipes to Make Your Family Never, Ever Ask You to Cook Something Again

At least your one cousin who went to Berkeley will thank you!

News

Excitement of Receiving Nude Outweighed by Anxiety of Formulating Response

“It’s just an absolute minefield.”

Thoughts

Why I Wish the 911 Operator Would Just Listen and Not Rush to Offer Solutions

Is it so much to ask for empathetic communication?

News

Woman’s Self-Care Just Engaging in the Seven Deadly Sins

“I needed to engage in the rest of the seven deadlies in order to truly nurture my mind, body, and soul.”

Thoughts

I’m a Hot Smalltown Baker and I Simply Don’t Have Enough Cum in Me to Fuck All You Corporate Lawyers This Season

I’m sorry, but I’m just one hunky, sweater-wearing man.

Living

How to Convince the Girl You Babysit You Don’t Have a Boyfriend in the Cool Way

“Living with four roommates instead of a boyfriend is just like having a slumber party every night!”

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: My Mom Used My Brother’s Name as Her Password

The part that hurt the most for me was the fact that my mom told me this without hesitation.

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