Thoughts
As a woman, you understand how hard it is to have a baby, even if you’ve never had a baby.
Let’s kick off our shoes, roll up our jean cuffs, and gather ‘round that stepladder for some quality girl time!
Replace these potentially contentious opinions with a burning hatred of a fruit that never did anything to you!
Complete these simple steps and you’ll be able to breathe in “peace” and breathe out that lingering sense of Karen’s memory.
“Every morning I wake up and check my windshield just praying somebody will have called me a lazy fucking idiot.”