As fall approaches, many women out there are looking to steal a baby. But how?? Easy. Attend events where you know there will be lots of babies, find a good-seeming baby, and kiss it on its face. Here are some fun, flirty lip stains to add to your make-up bag for the times when you want to stain the cheek of a baby to mark it as your kin.
- Benefit Benetint Cheek & Lip Stain $30
You know that feeling when it’s the end of the workday and you’ve had no time to touch up your lip stain before your co-worker’s husband arrives carrying their new baby? Enter Benetint. This liquid stain will last all day and still be perfectly intact when you pucker up, claim that little infant, and hold her more tightly than her mother would like. Once the subtle stain touches your colleague’s baby’s cheek, the happy couple will have no choice but to leave her in your care immediately. Thanks, Benetint!
- Sephora Collection Cream Lip Stain $14
This affordable stain is great for a day at the farmer’s market buying fresh produce, soaking in the ambience, and eyeing all those little babies that could be yours. Keep this stain handy so you can pounce at a moment’s notice if you spot a precious chunky baby with the huge blue eyes and alfalfa hair blowing in the breeze. Apply the stain generously and plant a big ol’ kiss on the newest addition to your famer’s marker haul. This stain comes in 13 different shades to match any baby you choose to pilfer.
- Stila Cherry Crush Lip & Cheek Stain $24
The concentrated pigment in this product will not rub off of your stolen baby’s face before you get him or her home, guaranteed. Keep one in your purse for those times when you weren’t expecting to have to kiss a baby but some couple brought the cutest, tiniest, baldest baby to the movie theater and you just cannot resist claiming this one. This stain also contains vitamins A, C and E, so not only are you getting a new baby but you are also nourishing it and therefore becoming its mother.
So keep these heavy-hitting lip stains in mind when deciding on a lip color that will stay long, and a baby that will stay even longer. Happy baby-thieving!