NSA Watch: 8 Lip Stains to Cover Your Laptop Camera

Looking for a way to avoid being tracked by the government’s facial recognition software that monitors your every move through your laptop or phone camera? The FBI has eyes everywhere, but luckily you have the tools to combat their prying right in your makeup bag. Try one of these 8 fabulous lip stains!


Wet n Wild Megalicks Lip Stain

This lip stain is perfect for a night out with your girlfriends or for smearing all over your laptop camera so the government can’t monitor your every move with their advanced facial recognition software. You are fierce in your attempts to slip under the radar.
Wet ‘n Wild Fergie Vicious Varnish High Shine Lip Stain

This stain, designed by the fabulous Fergie, goes on thick and lasts all night. It’s the exact kind of lasting stain you’ll need to keep Big Brother from watching you in your own private home while you sleep—Ferg-a-licious indeed! Technology is terrifying.
Revlon Colorburst Lip Balm Stain

This lightweight lip balm stain looks like lipstick but FEELS like lip balm. Just don’t forget to blot between layers to ensure maximum opacity when covering your laptop camera! The Department of Homeland Security is definitely watching you all the time, waiting for the moment when you to slip off that bra or slip up on your taxes. Let your lip stain do the skirting!


Revlon Colorburst Matte Balm Stain

This stain comes in darker hues, which are sexy, mysterious, and a great weapon against the secret government that operates in underground caverns in New Mexico while the puppet government in Washington distracts us. Let this stain hide what you’re up to from the powers that be.



Revlon Colorstay Moisture Stain

This lip stain leaves great color payoff in just one easy application. It also covers your laptop camera with just one easy application, which you’ll want to start taking advantage of as soon as possible because Edward Snowden has proved that the NSA has the ability to hack into our phone and computer cameras. What makes you think they haven’t been doing this for years? Don’t be naïve. If you’re not scared out of your mind, you’re not paying attention.
Neutrogena Moisture Smooth Color Stick Lip Stain
This lip stain needs to be applied more often than the other brands, but it’s worth it for the smooth protection it can give you from our watchful government. Remember when you had your laptop open while getting out of the shower? They know what you look like nude and could leak those photos at any time. Remain vigilant!
La Lacque by Loreal Lip Stain

What an adorable range of colors! Use the darker shades to cover every single camera in your home, including but not limited to your gaming devices, cell phones, web cams, and digital cameras. Did you know the government also has access to your microphones? Jam this luscious lip stain into all your microphones for easy, carefree security! Even if you don’t think you’re a target for government surveillance, they are still watching you!
Envy by Tarte Lip Stain

This is the perfect lip stain, hands down. It’s long-lasting, lightweight, and doesn’t smudge when you cover up your camera to avoid being one of the millions of Americans whose lives are constantly being monitored by the NSA, which partners with Apple and Microsoft to gain remote access to all of your information.


They can turn your camera on without your knowledge so please for the love of God do not forget to cover it with a fabulous lip stain!!!!