Love and Sex
This summer, let his touch be tolerable with the help of some unnaturally cold wind.
We’ve just kind of given her the kitchen and are hoping she doesn’t take over anything else.
Have I ever told you about him? He knows how to cook!
Nothing says, “I created you” like a permanent label on their forehead.
“The sex wasn’t all that satisfying, but I’ll be thinking about that rustic yard expansion for weeks.”