Did You Know? Your Vagina Is Self-Cleaning But Your Asshole Is NOT

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BREAKING: Mom Wants You To Come Over And Take All 73 Abandoned Origami Sets In Your Childhood Bedroom

Or she’s going to throw them out soon.

Style

4 Suede Ankle Booties That Say, ‘My Type is a Youth Pastor’

Serve looks in the name of serving the Lord!

Living

6 Cute Dorm Room Ideas From Someone Who Clearly Has No Idea How Small Dorms Actually Are

Cute! Comfy! Impossibly large!

News

BREAKING: Kelly Got a Fucking Peloton?

Witnesses are like, seriously?

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Eyeliner Smudge Reaches Gulf of Mexico

“Plus it just looks like shit, honestly.”

Dude Corner Thoughts

DUDE CORNER: Why Would I Use A Washcloth When I Can Just Use My Roommate’s Bar of Soap?

It makes no sense!

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Thought I Could Pull Off Saying ‘Cheers!’

Ch**rs.

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Boyfriend Squeezing Your Boobs To Try To Make You Feel Better

“I dunno, maybe I need to grab her boobs more softly.”

Thoughts

Why I Had To Kiss A Lot Of Frogs To Find A Man Who’s Okay With My Frog Fetish

I finally have someone to enjoy a future with – a future full of more frog kissing.

News

‘I Could Never Live in a Big City,’ Says Hometown Friend, Again

“I can still come visit you for a weekend sometime though, right?”

News

Employee Just Glad Mistake Wasn’t Her Fault

“I’m just gonna get some fro-yo and like, be grateful for a minute.”

Thoughts

We Opened Our Relationship Because We Support Ethical Non-Monogamy, and Still Have 10 Months On Our Lease

Right now we’re both on the same page. We’re stuck in this lease.

News

REPORT: Dream Means Exactly What You Think It Means

If you think to yourself, “Is this about my dad?” yes, of course it fucking is.

Thoughts

Why I’m Having Sex Until Marriage

I know some people want to wait to have sex until marriage, but by the time I emerged into adulthood,...

Love and Sex

4 Things Your Vagina Is Trying To Tell You Ever Since A Witch Cursed Her And She Became Sentient

You may also want to track down that witch.

News

‘Free Speech Is A Fundamental Right,’ Says Bedbug

“The right to offend is the most precious right,” said the apparently very sensitive bedbug.

Style

Fall Staples Perfect for if You Threw Away All Your Clothes When Summer Started

Living

4 Baby Cams That Hopefully Won’t Pick Up Any Paranormal Activity

No thank you!

News

Woman Is Attracted To The Most Problematic Character in Film Again

“He has a lot of other positive qualities.”

News

Lesbian Couple Makes Bed Every Morning From Fresh Lumber

“Brewing a pot of coffee in the morning and building something together grounds us and brings us closer as a couple.”

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