Thoughts ARCHIVES

I’m Reading in the Break Room, Someone Come Look At Me

My Husband Died Without Saying Goodbye or Telling Me What All These TV Remotes Do

The Gender Pay Gap Would Be an Issue for Me, If I Had a Job

Traveling the World Showed Me That I Can Pee Wherever

I’m Tolerant of All Religions, Except the One I Was Raised With

How Many Retreats Can I Attend Before I’m Just in Hiding?

My Depression Is Not Your Business Unless Your Advice Involves Crystals

I Tried to Eat a Double Cheeseburger on a Mechanical Bull, Choked, and Was Pronounced Dead for Like 5 Minutes

Am I Turnt or Just Thrilled With the Way My Blue Apron Dinner Came Out?

Yikes! Did You Know Dana Called Them Sunnies?

Adulting So Hard: I Had to Identify a Corpse!

I’m Just Like a Normal Girl But I Loooooove My Bed

My Boyfriend Finally Said ‘I Love You’ but It Was to Bernie Sanders on The TV Behind Me

Why I Stopped Tanning and Starting Coloring My Arms With Magic Markers

How Brian Helped Me Realize That Space Really Is the Final Frontier

Is Teach for America Right for Me Or Should I Just Marry Trent?

Am I A Bad Mother If I Accidentally Let My Child Get Sucked Into the TV Screen Like In ‘Poltergeist’?

I Accidentally Bleached My Asshole the Exact Color of My Sheets and Now My Boyfriend Can’t Find It

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