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You Should Stop Wearing Makeup Because I’m Beautiful

How Zappos Customer Service Helped Me Break Up With Ryan

I Don’t Feel Bad About Being White, Even Though Nobody Ever Asked Or Expected Me To

How Am I Supposed To ‘Believe Women’ When The Accused Rapist Gave Me His Extra Fries Once?

Why I’m Waiting Until Marriage Before I Gargle Balls

Yes It’s A Pyramid Scheme, But The Leggings Are Great, So…

Photo by Kelley Leigh Karp

I Proposed Because Our Schedules Line Up Scary Well

I’m Sick of Being Paid Less Than Men Just Because I Am A Teacup Pig

How Painting an Accent Wall Helped Me Heal From the Trauma of the First Accent Wall I Painted

Yeah, I Toooootallllyyy Know What A Hair Mask Is

But How Could The Creator of a Movie Called ‘I Love You, Daddy’ Be a Predator?

I Started A Gratitude Journal But It Became A Food Tracker

I Only Wear Mascara, But Not Where You’d Think

I Finished All 10 Of My Monthly NYT Articles Before He Could Make Me Cum

Why I Decided To Dump Him on Venmo

Dressing up for Halloween is Your Right as an American but Not a Mandatory Civic Responsibility

I Almost Died Because I Was Riding My Bike Like a Cute Bitch

I Relate to Your Dating Struggles Because I Have A Husband – Did You Know I Have A Husband?

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