I Haven’t Had Sex In So Long A Tumbleweed Rolled Out of My Vagina and An Old Man Stepped Out and Said, ‘Storm’s Blowin’ In’
I Want My Boyfriend to Murder My Vagina Because It Won’t Stop Singing ‘Tomorrow Belongs to Me’ from ‘Cabaret’
Here’s What Happened When I Stopped Drinking Coffee in the Morning and Replaced it with Just Different Coffee