Whatever Happened To: That Bitch

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Company Hires Hello Kitty Over Japanese Woman

“We just wanted to hire someone who reflects the face of our brand, and has absolutely nothing to say otherwise.”

Living

How to Lull Your Infant into a False Sense of Security So They’ll Sleep

Use these maneuvers to lull your infant into believing in the artifice of love and safety that surrounds them.

Love and Sex

6 Labor Day Sex Positions That’ll Make You Forget You’re Unemployed

While you’re doing your thing, break out the laptop and see if there are any non-threatening odd jobs available.

Living

How to Dress Your Baby for the Music Festival They Shouldn’t Be At

The right sunglasses will protect your baby’s eyes from the sun, giving them a perfect view of Avicii’s latest light show and early-onset ADHD.

Living

Is It Your Uber, or A Man Who Is Going to Kidnap You?

Unlike yellow cabs, an Uber can blend in with the kind of cars that your kidnapper has been driving for years.

Living

What the Fuck is My Face Shape?

Just tell me whether I should get a bob or not and we can all go home.

News

Serial Optimist Exhausts Entire Group of Friends

“Her persistent gratitude can kiss my ass.”

Living

Cardio Kickboxing Moves That Will Make Your Murderer Go “Aww!”

Ok, stop, you’re so adorable, even I want to kill your cute butt!

News

Woman First In Family to Graduate College Without A Boyfriend

“We’re not sure where we went wrong with Meghan,” Walker’s father says.

Living

5 Ways to Pretend Those Aren’t Your Kids

Your kids are angels and you will always love them, but here are six ways you can pretend that those little bastards are not yours.

Style

7 Best Websites to Buy Self-Esteem

Buy outfits so cute that your fury will be justified when no one takes your picture at a party!

Living

This Fall’s Must-Have Emotional Voids

It’s time to get your style in gear – even if you have no idea who you are or why you’re here anymore!

News

Helmet Ruins Woman’s Attempt to Look Cute on Cruiser Bike

“I’m a safety conscious girl, but there’s no way I’m ever gonna make that kind of mistake again.”

News

Hackers Still Not Stealing Identity of Boring, Lonely Woman

“It would be nice to know that someone wants to know my intimate details,” said Natalie.

News

Girl Leaving For College Forgets Mom Forever

“I’m looking forward to using the personal skills taught to me from my Grandma Susie, Aunt Victoria, Cousin Jeffery, and our mailman, Buxton.”

Style

Cute Fall Scrunchies For Tying Your Tubes

A velvet scrunchie is the perfect accessory for any woman looking to surgically prevent her eggs from reaching her uterus

Living

How to Do Nerdy Chic Even Though You Never Learned to Read

Just because you had to have someone read you this article doesn’t mean you can’t make Nerdy Chic work for you.

Living

Which Word from ‘Pretty Little Liars’ Title are You?

Are you pretty? Are you little? Are you a liar?

Me Time for Mom: Thoughts

Is It Too Late to Ask Who Lorde Is?

Is it a food? A new party drug? I have no idea.

I Lived it: Thoughts

My Hipster Boyfriend Was Just Amish

I should have known there was something awry.

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