Me Time For Mom: The Charmin Bears Are Obsessed With Shit and Perverted

I’m sick and tired of hearing about their pervy little bear butts every time I turn on the TV.

Why I Decided to Switch from Breast Milk to Kombucha

I haven’t looked back once.

But ask my kids if they’re happy, and they’ll say yes.

My kids aren’t allowed to say bitch, but I am.

It does a disservice to the rabid coyote to treat it like a human.

It’s a common misconception that women without children are just like other people.

The ones I make have “scary teeth” according to my husband, who’s now distant.

Pottery Barn Kids offers me a sense of calm that cannot be found anywhere else.

Sometimes I worry about little Shane and Kendall when they go out on their “night walks”.

I just hope he isn’t one of those Dallas guys who has Ebola or God-knows-what