Entertainment
“That’s simply the price he’ll have to pay for his crimes.”
It’s fine you didn’t get a response because you don’t actually care you sent the text in the first place!
Luckily, you can fill the tub with fresh, warm tears from the eyes of sad, disenfranchised men.
No place is better to permanently display your love for your family than your the side of your boob.
I can take it as long as it is exactly the words I was hoping for and nothing else.