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Thoughts
The Passport Photo Guy Told Me Not To Smile And Now We’re Engaged
I knew I’d found my future husband.
News
Interviewer Wants To Know Why You’re Excited To Work At His Shitty Company
“You are aware that this job kind of sucks, right?”
News
Tammy Commented On Your Long Lunch Like A Trifling Snitch
“Did you go pick up your lunch on Mars?”
News
‘I’m Feeling Good These Days,’ Says Woman Who Clearly Does Not Get NYTimes Notifications
“Sources confirm that the devastating news cycle has kept many of Sammy’s friends awake for various reasons.”
Thoughts
I Lived It: Co-Star Told Me To Buy a One-Way Plane Ticket and Now I’m Stuck In Des Moines
“There is a silver lining, and it’s that the plane had corn chips.”
