Being a Mom Doesn’t Get Easier, But It Also Doesn’t Get Better

News

White Woman’s Favorite Activity is Criticizing White Women

“Oh, cool, you love pizza and wine? White women are so lame and unoriginal.”

Living

I’m Not Saying I Ate a Lush Bath Bomb, I’m Just Saying This One Really Looked Like Chocolate

I didn’t eat it, I wanna make that clear. But, like, I don’t think it’d be a stretch if I did!

Love and Sex

4 Best Dates for the Tinder Dude You Were Messaging Because You Were Bored But Now It’s Gotten Carried Away

Why did you even decide to do this?

News

Breaking: Oven Doesn’t Work or Maybe Never Worked? 

She reportedly turned on the oven and waited two hours before realizing the appliance had remained categorically not hot.

Style

4 Boyfriend Jeans that Say, ‘I Couldn’t Fit These Over My Thighs’

Buy a pair of completely stretchless jeans designed for people who don’t have childbearing hips!

Style

5 Summer Flats That Will Smell Like Ass By August

You’ll be brewing up a spicy, permeating sweat in no time!

I Lived it: Thoughts

I Lived It: I Found Out My Friend Wasn’t Ugly In Middle School

She was the prematurely attractive husk of the Kaitlyn I once knew.

Living

Four Super Easy Ina Garten Recipes That Call for $60 Worth of Cheese

All you need to make these simple, delicious dishes are an open mind, a little bit of time, and hundreds of dollars’ worth of cheese!

Thoughts

Why I Stopped Comparing Myself to Others and Started Comparing Myself to Peppa Pig

So wholesome and enviable!

Living

How to Achieve Personal Growth When All Your Flaws Are Adorable

You’re pretty precious, but maybe there’s something you could work on? Anything?

Me Time for Mom: Thoughts

Me Time For Mom: The Charmin Bears Are Obsessed With Shit and Perverted

I’m sick and tired of hearing about their pervy little bear butts every time I turn on the TV.

Style

Five Reformation Dresses to Buy If Your Boobs Mysteriously Vanish in the Night

Congratulations if you’re so genetically gifted that this garment looks stylish on you!

Living

4 Cute AF Water Bottles That Still Won’t Keep You From Dry Swallowing Your Birth Control

No matter how many water bottles you buy, you won’t have one full and nearby every time you have to choke down The Pill.

News

STUDY: Buy That Top Because You Ain’t Taking That Money To The Grave With You, Honey

“Our thorough research has given us strong indications that you should do you to the fullest.”

Living

How to Feel Your Best Even Though You’ll Never Be Stevie Nicks

She’s so unfairly cool!

News

Pet Sitter Just Gonna Use Your House to Smoke Weed

“What’s your smoke detector situation like? Not for any particular reason, just wondering.”

Living

Wow! Man Wants To Debate, But Not Like Formally Or Respectfully Or Anything

“Maybe he can debate letting me drink this gin and tonic in peace.”

Style

5 Facial Brushes to Make You Feel Like a Pretty Little Horsie

It’s sundown and time to sleep standing up, you adorable little pony!

Thoughts

Why I’m Waiting Until Marriage For Everything

I guess you could say I’m a romantic!

News

Priest Absolutely SLAYS Homily

Father Stan is a strong bitch who remains humble.

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