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‘Tofu Is Gross,’ Says Mom While Fisting a Turkey’s Ripped-out Asshole

REPORT: Food-to-Poop Ratio Way Off

Capitalist Tool Boss Says You Still Have Work Between Thanksgiving and Christmas

Attempt at Intermittent Fasting Foiled by Pesky Need to Stay Conscious

Woman Asks Spider to Help Her Kill Horrible Man

REPORT: Everyone In Coffee Shop Bathroom Shitting Their Brains Out

Ha Ha Nice! Abysmal Credit Score Now at 420

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Mattel Is Releasing a Barbie Who Hasn’t Even Picked a Major Yet

Woman in Olive Green Beanie Absolutely Fucks

Dad Paralyzed With Fear at the Thought of Your Passport Expiring

Customer Who Didn’t Tip Getting Milky Chai Latte

Whoa: Cool Coworker Has a Weird Instagram

‘I’m A Moderate,’ Says Racist Democrat

Christmas Newsletter

Mom Already Super Horny For Hallmark Christmas Movies

REPORT: Mom’s Just Smoking Weed All the Time Now

Yikes! Boyfriend Identifying As ‘Gamer’ Now

REPORT: Fake Plant Not Fooling Anyone

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