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This New App Delivers Fresh Produce Directly To Your Garbage Can

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Man Who Won’t Shut Up About Standing Desks Not Willing To Give Up Seat On The Subway

Glossier Announces New Line of Makeup For Women Not Already Beautiful

Town’s Thriving Literary and Arts Scene Exists Entirely in Woman’s Living Room

Woman Who Regrets Voting for Trump Still Pretty Racist

Man Who Likes to Choke Girlfriend During Sex Complains About Getting Dragged to Sephora

Newly-Single Haley Casually Drops She’s Willing To Be Set Up For 28th Time

Dove ‘Real Beauty Bottles’ Take Whitewashing to a Whole New Level With New Campaign

Man Not Yet Revealed to Be Serial Abuser Bravely Denounces Man Revealed to Be Serial Abuser

Body Getting Older With Time For Some Reason

Male Studio Head Claims ‘Wonder Woman’ Marketing Just Takes Longer to Get Ready in The Morning

Guy Who Can’t Afford $10 Condoms Miraculously Able to Afford $50 Plan B Pill

Woman Gazing Wistfully At Sunset Also Mentally Tallying Day’s Calories

Minimalist Friend Borrowing Your Stuff Again

Face Shape - Reductress

Shitty Friend Extra Shitty While Going Through Shitty Time

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