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I Have Resting Dog Face

Don’t Judge – My Bad Music Got Me Through a Bad Time in My Life

I Wore Denim on Denim on Denim

We’re Piercing My Baby’s Tongue. Here’s Why.

You Won’t Believe What Happens When Men Find Out I’m A Super-Hot Christian!

How I Learned to Love My Abscessed Tooth

Sorry I’m So Late, I Got Lost In My Purse

You’re Moving?? Oh No Can I Buy Your Couch?!

Stop Dogsplaining Me!

I Lost 20 Pounds by Running After People Holding the Door Open

I’m A Feminist With A Lowercase, Comic Sans “f”

I’ll Start Texting Again When They Finally Make a Taco Emoji

Is My Yeast Infection Kosher for Passover?

I’m Getting Married Tomorrow And I Have No Doubts I Think

Just Because I’m Trapped Alone In This Well Doesn’t Mean I’m Lonely

Are You Coming To My Birthday Month?

I Keep the Bees, But Who Will Keep Me?

What Are You All in Line For?

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