Thoughts ARCHIVES

‘Orange is the New Black’ Made Me Realize I Was in Prison

Your Fake Perfect Life is Less Perfect Than My Fake Perfect Life

Talk About Your Study Abroad

This Heavy Pour of Chardonnay is Pretty Much My First Base

Yeah, I’m Starting Another Newsletter

How Are You - Reductress

Why Doesn’t He Like This Cheese I Made Him?

I’m Trying to Be Less of a Bitch, In Case You Idiots Didn’t Notice

I Can’t See What My Elbows Look Like and It’s Driving Me Crazy

I Accidentally Left-Swiped Him on Tinder

I Didn’t Know ‘Pumpkin Spice’ Was the Street Term for Crabs

What Did I Bring to This Party? My Fierce-as-Fuck Greeting Card Game

Confessions Of A First-Grade Teacher: I Just Let Them Fuck Around All Day

hair - reductress

I Had No Idea I Got My Hair Cut

I Didn’t Actually Like My Friend’s Profile Picture

Pregnant Playlist - Reductress

Look, I Listen To Podcasts, But That Doesn’t Mean I Know What They Are

The Week I Had Sex With Everyone

My Name Is Too Weird to Be On a Coke Can

My Backup Guy Became ‘The One Who Got Away’

My Boyfriend Won’t Date Me – Should I be Concerned?

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