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Face Shape - Reductress

We Get it Julie, Your Boyfriend Loves You

I Yoko Ono’d My Boyfriend’s Zog Sports Team

Lifestyle Changes I, a Freelance Writer, Think Might Prevent Cancer

‘Pulling A Courtney’ and Other Ways to Use My Name as a Part of Speech

How Are You - Reductress

I Have A Moral Objection To The Term ‘Man Cave’

No Offense, But I’d be a Better Mommy to Your Dog

The Man I Love Keeps Dragging Me Along on His Globe-Spanning Adventures

DIY Crafts Even My Dumbass Son Could Do

I’ve Never Heard of Chub Rub

Hey, David, I’m Outside Your Door LOL

I May Be Recovering From My Vaginoplasty, But We Can Still Do Hand Stuff

Being Crafty is My Cross to Bear

10 Beauty Trends That Made Us Cut Our Dicks Off

Why “Baby It’s Cold Outside” Makes Me Miss the Gentlemanly Date Rapists of Yore

How D’Angelo Released My First Orgasm In Fifteen Years

I’m Just Trying To Spread Some Fucking Holiday Cheer in This Office

Why I’m Making My Kids Go to School on a Snow Day

How to Know When It’s Time to Leave My Husband

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