Thoughts ARCHIVES

Why I Stopped Calling Them the ‘Alt-Right’ and Started Calling Them ‘My Brother’s Friends’

If You Think I’m Pretty When I Cry, You Should See Me Sob on This Bathroom Floor

I Couldn’t Stop Drunk Dialing my Senator

I Can’t Be a Jerk, I Was a Geek in High School

Bullet Journaling Doesn’t Have To Take Over Your Life, But In This Case It Has, And I Need Help

I’m Anti-Establishment, Unless The Establishment Happens To Agree With Me

I’m Willing to Hear the Other Side, As Long As I Get to Do All the Talking

Someone Noticed My Safety Pin

4 Foreboding Omens Who Are Trying to Mansplain My Death to Me

How I Finally Met the Person I Want to Spend The Rest of My Year With

You Act Like I’m Never Going To Use This Crock-Pot I’ve Had For Eight Years And Kept Unwrapped In Its Box

Would I Really Tell You to Clean Your Face With Oil If I Hated You?

I’m A 7 In New York, A 10 In The Midwest, And A One-Million In Pacifica, The Lost City At The Ocean’s Floor

‘How Am I Supposed To Explain This To My Children?’ Asks Melania Trump

When They Go Low, Can I Still Say Like One Bitchy Thing?

I Refuse To Judge Other Women, Even In My Courtroom

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