Thoughts ARCHIVES

I LIVED IT: I Forgot What I Was Gonna Say

I Wear Headphones for the 90s Aesthetic, Not Because AirPods Won’t Fit in My Weirdly Shaped Ears

I LIVED IT: I Invested in Myself and Now I Can’t Get Out

The Lack of Paul Giamatti American Girl Dolls Is Discrimination Against Me, Paul Giamatti

Why I Stopped People-Pleasing and Started Carrying Around the Big Spanking Spoon

Help! My Dog Has the Zoomies and Won’t Stop Scheduling Video Meetings

My Work Doesn’t Define Me, but Only Because I’m Not Succeeding at It Right Now

Why I Don’t Look Down on People, Even Though Everyone Seems So Small From on Top of My Unicycle

I Felt Silly For Mistaking My Tower Fan For A Murderer. Then It Tried To Kill Me.

I’m a Total Slut for Scented Candles and Also Cum

I LIVED IT: The People on This Dating App Don’t Get That I’m Me

I Just Heard A British Person Say ‘Goose Pimples.’ Here’s Why I’m Burning Down Buckingham Palace.

I LIVED IT: I Fell Asleep to a Sufjan Stevens Album and Woke Up Vegan

Why I Stopped Going to Therapy and Started Asking the Piano Man to Sing Us a Song Tonight

I LIVED IT: I Was Harassed for Breastfeeding In Public Even Though I Was STARVING

There’s No Way ‘Love Is Blind’ Works—but Should I Apply Just to Make Sure?

My Holistic Approach to Health Means I Only Worry About My Holes

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