Tag Archive: COVID-19

Friend Abridging Story to Make it Covid-Friendly

CDC Panel of Experts Will Determine Vaccine Priority Based on Results of Beauty Pageant

Scientists Made a Big Discovery About Fish That Honestly Will Have to Wait for a Less Chaotic Time

Adorable 90s Flower Girls Who Are Now Brides That Refuse to Cancel Their Weddings

Single Woman Lies in Wait for COVID Divorce Wave

Family Excited to Mess Up Your Pronouns Virtually This Year

This Woman Went Home to Her Parents for Thanksgiving Because She Was Already Living There

Mom Wants to Know if You Need Giant Gold Candlesticks for Your First Thanksgiving Alone

How to Cope When You’re Quarantined From the Rest of Your Barbershop Quartet

Restaurants Taking Vibe Checks Before Seating Patrons Indoors

Mom Who Blames Young People for Spreading COVID-19 Also Demands You Fly Home for Thanksgiving During Pandemic

How To Break The News To Hozier That You Can’t Take Him To Church Because of COVID

Woman Struggling to Focus on Work Since March Ready to Throw Herself Into it This Week

Researchers Now Say We Should Be Getting 22 Hours Of Sleep A Day

How to Clean Your Room Even Though Nobody is Coming Over for Sex

Sorry If I Seem Out of It! I’m Just a Little Tired of Having No Job, Friends, Or Family

‘Maybe We Could Go for a Socially Distanced Walk?’ Says Man Trying to Cum on Your Face

Pandemic ‘Stigmatizing’, Reports the Pale and Fucked-Up Looking

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