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This is apparently the fifth month in a row that she’s done this.

Thoughts

How I Cured My Depression by Walking 5 Miles Every Day, the Exact Distance to My Ketamine Dealer’s House

All thanks to walking at a consistent pace on a regular basis (and Derek, my dealer)!

Living

How to Stop Being Walked All Over Even Though You Have Upstairs Neighbors

Communicate your annoyance by banging on your ceiling with a broom like they do in 90s sitcoms.

Living

4 Edible Massage Oils to Cook With When You’re Not Getting Laid

Now you’ll have something to look forward to when your booty call doesn’t end up coming over!

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Have the mortuary cosmetologist handle the rest.

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“Girl, enough!”

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Thought It Was Tomorrow

What sorrow!

I Lived it: Thoughts

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I could feel my night going horribly wrong.

Thoughts

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Viva la revolución!

Living

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They still work, technically!

Living

‘That’s So You!’ Says Friend Inadvertently Shattering Your Entire Self Perception

“I can’t stop thinking about whether there’s some truth to it.”

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Accidentally Used My Therapy Personality in My Psychiatry Appointment

I’m still reeling from the uncomfortable aftermath of this mistake.

Living

How to Tell if That Chipmunk on the Sidewalk Has Rare Singing Talent

Do it two more times and you’ll have yourself a profitable chipmunk-based business on your hands!

Living

How to Stop Praying God Kills You After Experiencing the Slightest Inconvenience

Maybe you can stick it out for a little while longer!

Living

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Let everyone know that you’re still just as ashamed to be alive as they are.

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Boyfriend Weirdly Dismissive of Girlfriend’s Sudden Need to Hold Baby Koala

“Now, I’m not really sure where we can go from here.”

Living

How to Save Money by Eliminating All Sources of Joy From Your Life

Say no to new experiences!

News

Child Labor? Boss Asking You to Do Work Even Though You’re Only 26

Someone call the labor people!

News

Mattel Introduces New Barbie Whose Whole Thing Is Setting Boundaries

“Boundary-Setting Barbie is all about maintaining healthy balances in the relationships in her life.”

Living

3 Urbanist Ideals You Will Drop as Soon as You See a Vintage Pickup Truck

You’re a modern-day cowboy; you’re not riding the fucking subway.

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