Although it may seem like the only people who have their own makeup teams are celebrities or rich socialites, it turns out that any regular person can have their own personal glam squad, too! All you need to do is die and have the mortuary cosmetologist handle the rest. Here’s how to finally get your makeup done professionally by actually dying:
Pick your funeral home based on their makeup alone.
You probably want to make sure that you like the work your makeup artist has done in the past, and a great way to do this is by attending open casket funerals in your area. Make sure that you walk straight up to the casket in the procession as well so you can get a really good look at it, no matter if you know the person or not. Once you’ve narrowed down the best funeral home makeup teams, you can plan accordingly!
Find a makeup artist on Instagram and ask if they do corpses.
If none of the funerals beat their clients’ faces the way you’d want them to do yours, then another option is going straight to Instagram to find an independent makeup team yourself! This way, you can find a picture of the exact look you want when your soul has left your body. Just make sure they’re comfortable with painting your face when you’re dead, and you can give them a deposit while you’re still alive. Perfect!
Die!
Now this part is easy! Once you’ve set all the necessary arrangements to have your very own makeup team get you ready for the event of a lifetime (or deathtime), all you really have to do now is sit back, relax, and eventually pass away. At least you get to die glamorously!
And there you have it: the perfect way to get your very own makeup team by not taking another breath forever. Just don’t forget to make someone take pics to post on all your socials later!
