Author Archives for Madison Dillard

QUIZ: Do You Hate Christmas in an Anti-Capitalist Way or in a Scrooge Way?

Why Data Analytics Have Gone Too Far Now That Drake Is My Top Artist

6 Gifts for Every Member of the Family Even Though You Can Afford 3 People, Tops

4 Lingerie Sets That Are More for Taking Pictures Than Having Sex

I’m Not Just a Pretty Face – I’m Also Ugly Feet

How to Sell Your Old Clothes as if You’re Ever Going to Do That

Why Public Transportation Needs to Be More Efficient Between Me and The Person I’m Fucking

OMG! The Monster From That Chain Email You Sent in 2007 Finally Killed Your Childhood Best Friend

Here’s Why Big Pharma Needs to Be Stopped, Unless They Start Making More Adderall

How to Protect Yourself Against the Revival of Ballet Flats

Woman Thinks Incest Is Bad Unless It’s on HBO

Theft Case Dismissed After Plaintiff Finds Hoodie in Her Own Room

Killer Definitely Coming for You After Finding Out You Just Watched the Horror Movie They’re In

Wow! This Woman Transformed Her Brita Into a Regular Pitcher by Forgetting to Change the Filter

Joe Biden Says He’s ‘Exactly Like Every Minority if They Were Also an Old White Man’

4 Edible Massage Oils to Cook With When You’re Not Getting Laid

How to Finally Get Your Own Makeup Team by Dying

4 Crimes to Commit Using Your Bisexual Invisibility

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