Is It Cheating If I Time Traveled Through The Stones at Craigh na Dun?

Living

Fancy Kitchen Appliances to Assert Your Dominance Over Your Friends

Watch as they shrink in the face of your power.

Living

Old Timey Names to Ensure Your Daughter Makes Her Own Clothes

You also want her to be free to make her own mistakes. That’s your Ethel!

News

Confirmed Idiot Jennifer Thinks ‘The Craft’ Is Just Okay

Sources remain unsure how this dumb idiot came to her dumb conclusion.

Thoughts

Aww, No Thank You—I Actually Ate an Entire Pumpkin, Rind and All, Before I Got Here

I just kind of lose control when it comes to pumpkin.

Style

Holiday Outfits That Say, ‘Don’t Expect Grandchildren’

Ain’t no babies poppin’ out of this womb!

News

From The Editorial Board: We Endorse Cunts

We have a moral imperative to speak up despite a long history of abstaining from endorsements.

Living

Veggies You Can Just Toss Into a Slow Cooker and Forget About Forever

Don’t spend the whole day cooking – spend it forgetting about what you put in the slow cooker!

Style

Cosmetic Products That Are Slightly More Toxic Than His Masculinity

These are almost as damaging!

Thoughts

Sarah’s Been Really Distant Ever Since She Disappeared In That Corn Maze

Before she disappeared into the corn maze, she definitely would have been more around.

News

Self-Proclaimed ‘Book Club Bad Girls’ Drink Three Bottles of Pinot Grigio in a Single Night

“Uh oh, here she goes!” yelled Gina.

Living

How To Talk About Finances Without Dying

Just continue to be alive. You can do this.

Love and Sex

8 Women Share Their Worst Date Experiences and All of Them Were With Brian

Dating in the city can be horrible, especially when it’s with Brian.

Style

4 Plaids to Prove Once and For All You’re Over That Summer Dick

Really, you’re over it!

I Lived it: Thoughts

I Fell In Love With My Therapist, Who Is an Adult Coloring Book

My love felt so real!

Living

Fall Recipes You Can Whip Up While He’s Unhooking Your Bra

These recipes will have him muttering, “Sorry, sorry, almost got it.”

Thoughts

There’s More To Me Than My Dairy Allergy, But Not Much

Okay, there’s not much more to me other than my dairy allergy. Fine.

Thoughts

Yes I’m a Low-Maintenance Woman, But That Doesn’t Mean I’m Not a High-Maintenance Car

Just because I can “hang with the guys,” that doesn’t mean I’m also not an extremely high-maintenance car.

Style

You Can Have Metallic Hair Now, You Slinky Bitch

Your head reflects the stars above, ‘cause it’s 2016 and you can do that now!

Style

Nail Art Trends to Try When You Have 30 Free Hours

Every brushstroke will make or break this look, so don’t fuck this up.

Living

Jack-O’-Lanterns Who Can Weirdly Tell When I’m Ovulating

Hopefully they’ll leave me alone when this is all over!

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