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Babysitter’s Diet Exclusively Whatever’s in Fridge

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‘My Hair Just Dries Like This,’ Says Woman Who Is Lying

Woman Explains ‘Pretty Normal’ Shower to Houseguest

Woman Invents Time Machine to Travel Back to Time When She Would Have Been a Fucking 10

Woman Successfully Milks Last Squeeze of Shampoo for Seven Showers

New Study Suggests That Y’all Are Fake

New App Allows You to Keep Track of Everyone Who Didn’t Wish You a Happy Birthday

Woman is ‘Excited, But Who Knows’

Elementary School Teacher Days Away From Getting Lit As Hell

“This Is a Family,” Says Bateman. “You Know, One Where We Yell At The Women”

Man Complains About Wearing Condom, Immediately Falls Asleep In It After He Comes

This Woman Forgot She Had a Butt Until a Man Sitting in Front of Rite Aide Reminded Her

Bead of Sweat That Originated in Woman’s Hair Is Reportedly Now In Her Ass

Man Just Wants To Discuss Quentin Tarantino Movies Without Going ‘Political’

This Wretched Bitch Told Her Friend ‘There’s Something In Your Teeth’

Woman’s Longest Relationship Is With Dirty Unwashed Sheets

White Woman Really Needs You to Know She Can Handle Spicy Food

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